My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
One final leak from CoroCoro! Most people didn’t catch it because it was a loose page that fell out in the mail, but my inside source managed to keep it and get this picture for me! It appears that Azumarill has gotten an even more powerful Mega Evolution!
you do realize this is bullshit, right?
the title says どのように１００ペニスを私の口の中で手に入れた？？？ which translates to “how did I put 100 penises in my mouth???” whoever did this also put the wrong furigana over 手
also apparently its special ability/characteristic is biting pillows, so
are you calling my dad, Joe Gamefreak, a liar? why don’t we take this to the streets
- Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
- Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME