dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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ecocony:

shorterthan:

ecocony:

One final leak from CoroCoro! Most people didn’t catch it because it was a loose page that fell out in the mail, but my inside source managed to keep it and get this picture for me! It appears that Azumarill has gotten an even more powerful Mega Evolution!

you do realize this is bullshit, right?
the title says どのように100ペニスを私の口の中で手に入れた??? which translates to “how did I put 100 penises in my mouth???” whoever did this also put the wrong furigana over 手
also apparently its special ability/characteristic is biting pillows, so

are you calling my dad, Joe Gamefreak, a liar? why don’t we take this to the streets

ecocony:

shorterthan:

ecocony:

One final leak from CoroCoro! Most people didn’t catch it because it was a loose page that fell out in the mail, but my inside source managed to keep it and get this picture for me! It appears that Azumarill has gotten an even more powerful Mega Evolution!

you do realize this is bullshit, right?

the title says どのように100ペニスを私の口の中で手に入れた??? which translates to “how did I put 100 penises in my mouth???” whoever did this also put the wrong furigana over 手

also apparently its special ability/characteristic is biting pillows, so

are you calling my dad, Joe Gamefreak, a liar? why don’t we take this to the streets

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Anonymous said: Which is your favorite zayn #look? I love all of zayn<3

vanillish:

i love all of zayn but my fave zayn #looks are

JAPAN ZAYN…. TRULY AN ERA IN WORLD HISTORY

blonde streak zayn

plaid zayn 

angel zayn

jersey zayn 

smoking zayn

the end

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teacherbdog:

asanaambitions:

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

image

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

This has nothing to do with my blog but holy shit it needs to be on it anyway

WHOA!

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coffeeandcockatiels:

Kiki’s Delivery Service Trailer

ALREADY IN TEARS

I AM SO EXCITE

(Source: itsthedrama)

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digi-egg:

└(o ⇔ o)┘ =33333 by 着香料

digi-egg:

└(o ⇔ o)┘ =33333 by 着香料

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  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

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